Funny speed dating lines
" "On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight? " "I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead." "You wanna know what's beautiful?
" "You’re coming over tonight to watch Game of Thrones and make out." "YOU. NOW." "Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia? Read the first word again." "Be unique and different, say yes." "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Because I’d love to meat you." "No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes." "Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? " "If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you." "Are you African? " "If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them." "If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Remember the speed dating scene in “The 40-Year-Old Virgin? Running into an ex and experiencing a nip slip were just a couple of the things that happened.
We're hosting a Speed Dating night and are in the process of making posters..we'd like to term it something other than Speed Dating, so it doesn't sound so cheap and tacky.
Trying to come up with a good Speed Dating Name and Tagline - Something catchy obviously - needs to evoke the same feeling as the setting...get the message across - Dating for Singles at a quick pace, 10 6 minute dates at a "cool" venue - and be something that will stick in the brain when you're single and looking for something fun to do in order to meet other singles of your same age, etc...
What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher." "Maybe you can help me. Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants" "Do you work at build-a-bear?
I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit 'password hint,' it keeps telling me 'Jessica’s phone number.'" "Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes? Because I’d stuff you." "If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber." "You're so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line." "Are you the SAT?
Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks." "What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?