Funny stories of sex and dating
" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?
" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK? " A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!
" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong!
We’ve hired a male massage therapist who is fresh out of school.
" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!